Sex Toy Inventor Brian Sloan Blows Whistle On Risks Of Synced Porn Addiction
Risks To Human Race Include Accelerated Population Decline
Chicago – In 2024, Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan released a male pleasure machine that synced with adult videos but a year later he has come to a startling realization: many of his customers are addicted to the technology. Inspired by the rubber hand experiment, his company introduced a porn synchronization feature into the Autoblow Ultra machine that permits it to move in sync with adult films, tricking users brains into feeling that the actions occurring to the actors penises are actually occurring to their own penises. The feature now works even with VR pornographic videos.
While intended to be a fun and novel way to experience pleasure, Sloan found video sync usage so high among a subset of his customers that he believes he is contributing to an epidemic of high tech masturbation addiction that is harming them. As a result he will, in the style of cigarette warning labels and as a first ever for a sex toy company, place warning labels on the Autoblow Ultra machines warning customers of the key potential negative side effect of synced porn and vr porn usage as identified by multiple academic papers: impairment of real life sexual relationships.
Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan said,
“At first I thought our synced porn feature was harmless fun but when we noticed that 15% of our users were spending more than an hour a day connected, with some users sessions lasting several hours, I understood that the experience for some men went from a fun and novel way to masturbate to one that opened dopamine floodgates they may find impossible to close. I still intend to continue providing the best experiences to Autoblow users but for the first time in my 16 years of selling male masturbation machines, I now feel a responsibility to warn men to use this new technology with care. I entered the adult industry to help men feel their best; not to turn them into depressed and anxious zombies who lose interest in real life partners. Additionally, I have real concerns for how this technology could accelerate a human population decline.”