Chicago – A little birdie told us the queen of yesterday, “Hawk Tuah” herself-Hailey Welch-might owe a lot of people a lot of money.
The World-Famous Admiral Theatre wants to help! We’re officially inviting Ms.
Welch to take the stage any weekend in July. While our pole may be a little different from the one she became famous describing (was it “Dookie” or
“Pookie”? Honestly, we’re still not sure!), we guarantee it pays in real cash-none of that fake crypto.
If “The Hawk” accepts the offer and hits the stage, we’ll donate $25,000 to a fund benefiting those who invested in her now-allegedly worthless crypto coin.
Now, we understand Ms. Welch’s management reportedly believes “strip clubs are beneath her”—and yes, they’ve told us so directly! But let’s not forget how “The Hawk” rose to stardom-not by curing cancer or winning a Nobel Prize, but by describing a sex act to a random passerby while frolicking down Broadway in Nashville.
So come on, Hailey-do the right thing, make it right for the fans, and spin on our world-famous pole. We’re ready when you are!
The World-Famous Admiral Theatre is a Chicago historic landmark, having originally opened in 1927 as a movie theater. For more information, contact info@ponyclubs.com.