Chicago – The World-Famous Admiral Theatre in Chicago, IL one of the countries legendary strip clubs is offering former secretary of homeland security Kristi Noem $10,000 to appear on stage and trade her tactical gear for high heels. Many have graced the stage at Admiral; including Stormy Daniels.
“Kristi Noem has been parodied all over America from SNL to South Park,” said Mike Dickinson Regional Manager for The Pony Clubs. “She should add performing on stage at The Admiral to her list of accomplishments.”
“She’s hot, dresses well, and is full of bullshit; which makes her the perfect performer.”